What It Really Means
Don't expect me in for dinner.
We've got some more firewood.
I need to use the john.
Your best containers are now holding my waterstones.
I need to get my order up to $500 for free shipping.
That's how it turned out.
I have no intention of asking for help.
...as long as you warn me before you visit the shop.
I need you to keep your day job.
Signs that OSHA*
has taken
Control of your shop
Shop-made plywood armor (a less-expensive alternative to commercially available Kevlar vest)
7,000-cfm dust extracción and air purification system.
Machine tether cord to prevent woodworker from being sucked into primary dust-collection port.
"Use with adequate ventilation" stickers on all shop materials and supplies, including hardware packs.
85% to 90% of all shop surfaces are painted safety orange.
Insurance waiver required to enter your own garage. ■
All the wood you buy comes with ''Splinter Hazard" warning stickers.
"Break-away" drive belts on all power tools.
Push-back guards on hand planes and chisels.
Safety glasses for the shop dog.
"Occupational Safety and Health Administration
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